like a fish outta w a t e r

[sly]

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[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]WELCOME TO THE WORLD,
SYLVESTER MADDOX BALODIS[/FONT]
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DORKY ,[/COLOR][/SIZE] SELFLESS ,[/COLOR][/SIZE] FUN-LOVING,[/COLOR][/SIZE] STUBBORN ,[/COLOR][/SIZE] ECCENTRIC ,[/COLOR][/SIZE] MISCHEVIOUS,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
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<sup>tah daaah, it’s Sylvester! You can call him Sly though. He actually prefers it, though he loves his first name. It’s unique, but the name of that awesome cat who gets his kicks chasin tweety. Sly’s twenty years old and is attending college here for culinary arts. He moved to Miami right out of high school, so it’s been two years. He needs everything, especially friends. Sly is an extremely personal and out going guy. He’d give you the shirt off his back and more if you needed it. It’s not unusual to see him perched outside of the pizza parlor chattering and sharing a couple of slices with the local hobos. Sure, Sly can be a bit…strange, but he’s a really sweet guy with a huge heart.

Enemies are more than welcome. I can’t say he dislikes many people, but when he does, he despises them and doesn’t really hide it. Its an extreme rarity though. He’s easily taken advantage of, due to his sweet demeanor. As for lovers, Sly knows he’s not an awful looking guy. He loves to exercise and stay in shape despite his black hole of a stomach, so he looks good. Still, he’s a little awkward…ok, really awkward in front of attractive girls. Clumsy is an understatement and his stutter is worse than ever. Yes, Sly’s got a bit of a speech impediment, but he’s usually understandable.

Back to lovers, he’s been in a few relationships, but they never seem to last long. He’s not a virgin and even though he can be awkward, he’s not that bad in the love department…starting out anyways. Most girls think he’s too sweet and goofy, so he’s stuck in the friend zone. So yeah, lots of friends, both close and distant, some enemies. Flirts, crushes, maybe a fwb or a fling or two would be awesome. A past could work too and future interests are always welcome. Finals, I’m more picky about, but feel free to pitch me any ideas.</sup>

TEMPLATE @ KEARA FTW !? @ CAUTION 2.0!
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[kenya]

K E N Y A

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<sup>what a strange bird ! anywayss, meet kenny savage, she's even more strange than sly. anywho, her mother was a bohemian radical turned library and daddy was a travelling musician slash pro mary-j party member. she's offbeat, quirky and an aspiring musician (uke ftw) who will do anything just for show. she kind of wants to be the next angelina jolie in terms of humanitarian work and she likes to bake cookies for people (vegan cookies, she's a hardcore vegan)

anywho, i can see these two chilling with the homeless as if it were no big deal. like just standing there smoking and being all reckless and carefree together. she will bake him cookies and write a song in his honor. i think these two would've met randomly because she's a tourist and all. and she can be all 'sup bro, can i crash at your place?'</sup>

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[sly]

KENYA AND SLY

haha, sly would looove kenya. like hardcore. they could have epic bake offs and he'd get her to teach him to make vegan cookies, so she could eat his too. but yeah, i think they'd definitely get along and he'd let her stay with him as long as she needed. he's a kind soul he is and he'd make her pizza! or...maybe not. something vegan. yeah, he'd be super curious about her beliefs and views and all that jazz. probably would ask tons of questions. he's a little touchy feely too, so chances are if they got close enough he'd glomp her and squeeze the life outta her. ok...maybe not...but close.

[kenya]

K E N Y A

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^{hurrah for a lack of boundaries <3 she'd be happy to answer questions although she tends to exaggerate sometime so she might mess around with sly every once in a while. mmmk, we should do something right? thread/im/phone call?}

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