Post by JASON SCOTT ANDERSON on Jun 14, 2010 16:22:11 GMT -5
JASON SCOTT ANDERSON
i get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, at least, used too, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. that being said, i suppose i should introduce myself. my name is jason scott anderson and i hail from dallas, texas. why yes, in case you're wondering, i do speak in a southern drawl. i come from a generation of oil tycoons, and , quite frankly, i do have more money then god.
right, now off to the basics. i'm twenty six years old, and am looking for some FRIENDS. i don't really have any preferences, just as long as you're not some weird ass fuck. i'm an extremely social person, extremely flirtacious so a lot of friends is a must! good friends, childhood friends, blah blah blah, whatever. LOVERS. i have a girlfriend now, lydia vanderbilt. mostly everyone thought we weren't going to last more than a few weeks, but we have. anyways, some past lovers would be nice, exs, etc, etc."ENEMIES. i'm not quite sure if i have a lot of those. okay, maybe a couple cause i used to be a girlfriend stealer, but that's not entirely my fault. obviously you had a small dick or sucked in bed, both the same really. thus, i can see how guys will dislike me. but whatever, i could honestly give a shit.
ROXANNE MARIE TAYLOR
im twenty years old and am currently working as a life guard in miami beach. i just moved here from sydney, australia a few weeks ago, and so i havent fully been around the city and gotten to know. at first impression, i may appear snobby and full of myself. alright, so i may be humble at times, but im a really nice girl who will always be there for my friends. i have led a pretty sheltered life. my parents are over protective and over bearing, which i why i convinced my dear father to let me attend the university of miami. now, i am free to do whatever the fuck i want, and i gotta be honest with you, it feels so fucking good. i love to smile and laugh, and at times i may be s sarcastic bitch, but it just comes with the package baby. i'm extremely confident. i'm a virgin, but a tease. i'm bi curious, though i've never kissed a girl before.
i need FRIENDS, and lots of them. i love people, i consider myself a social butterfly. boys, girls, i could honestly care less. though at times, i tend to get along more with the males, seeing that they aren't dramatic nor bitchy. LOVERS, well, truth be told, i'm still a virgin, and haven't been past first base with a guy. it's not like i'm prude or anything, i guess i just haven't gotten the time to actually date a guy. back in sydney, my father wouldn't let me date until i turned twenty one, but now im free to do what i want. i'm looking for someone special, or someone to explore with. ENEMIES, i doubt i'll have any enemies here in south florida, seeing that i just moved here a few weeks ago, but one never knows. girls back in sydney, they didn't like me because i was beautiful and thought i slept around with their boyfriends. trouble is, i'm still a virgin. those dumb bitches. anyways.
JOSHUA COLE KING
im thirty three years old and the father of three beautiful children. i am married to the love of my life, angel king. i was born and raised in manhattan, new york. that is where i actually met my younger wife, angel. we fell in love, got married, and have a family of three now, who knows if there are more to come. well, i am a ceo of wallstreet and own several corporations around the world. i come from old money and my name is very well known throughout the world. i travel a lot, its pretty much the sole reason why my wife and i fight. i wont admit it, but i'm a workaholic. i always need to go above and beyond when it comes to anything at all. i'm the man of the house, very masculine and dominent. i don't take no for an answer, very much a reason as to why i'm one of the youngest ceos in the world.
FRIENDS, the fact that i've been everywhere in the world, i'm going to have a lot of friends from far off places, and local too. these friends, of course, are of multimillion or multibillionare statues, much like myself. friends from the country club, friends from work, coworkers, etc. ENEMIES. i consider myself a pretty decent guy, honest, truthworthy. but of course, in the business world, theres always going to be a few groups of people that are bitter and envious of your achievements. so i suppose i'll take that as a compliment. LOVERS, well, ive been married for almost seven years now, and i have never cheated on my wife. but some flings from the past, old lovers, etc, will be fine. maybe even some women from work that tend to be a wee bit more touchy feeling that what is considered normal.
DANIELLA MICHELLE THOMAS
at the age of nineteen, i am already a big time actress. i have stared in several a list movies. i'm at every a list party and have my very own group of a list friends. i was born in california, like most. i am currently in florida shooting a new film, as well as commercials and some fashion shows. i am young, fresh, and beautiful. everyone wants me, yet no one has had me. despite the scandals that i cause, i'm a virgin. yes, i know. shocking. i have had my fair share, well, more than a fair share honestly, of tabloid magazines. i am the ultimate party and reckless girl. i love doing whatever i want, anytime i want. i know how to have a good time.
FRIENDS, my friends usually include models or actors, actresses, directors, etc. i have a lot of them, some close, some not. but i need some really close friends, from birth. ENEMIES, of course people are going to hate me, i pretty much have the world in the palm of my hand. i can make anyone do anything i like. so yes, i'm a bitch, but a classy one at that. LOVERS, im afraid this list comes awfully short. i haven't had many boyfriends in my life, maybe it's because my agent wants me to concentrate on the success of my movies, not on the lack of my love life. there is actually a wanted ad for BRAD PITT to play as a body guard in the wanted ad sections. please, it'll be great if someone takes him ! the plot will be awesome! the title of the add is IT COMES NATURALLY!
ALEXANDER LUKE ANDERSON
im fortysix years old. sure, you may think thats pretty ancient, but it's not. i'm not a bitter old man. quite on the contrary, i am still the life of the party. people come to me because they want to be seen with me. and who can blame them? i'm still extremely good looking, it seems the older i get, the more attractive i become. i'm rich and putting me on your resume, well my friend, that will open up the pearly gates of heaven if you ask me. i've been divorced for the past five years, and amen to that! i have a son, jason scott anderson, and he sure makes his daddy proud. i own most of the oil in the united states, as well as international countries. i'm extremely egotistic, guess it must run in the family.
i need FRIENDS, and lots of them too. i'm extremely social, everyone has heard of me, no matter where you are. i'm widely known on every continent. so respect me. LOVERS, i've never cheated on my ex wife, despite popular belief, but we've been divorced for five years now, i've had my fair share of bedrooms romps since then. ENEMIES, im sure i have a lot of these. getting where i got today, well, he sometimes gotta be an asshole to others.
