HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT

[izzie]

YOU KNOW THE RAINY DAYS, THEY AIN'T SO BAD
colin atticus king
WHEN YOU'RE THE KING, THE KING THEY WANNA SEE

so, this here is colin atticus king. he will go by colin, but call him king. he likes to be called that, and you want to make him happy, yeah? he comes off as being an asshole to anyone he's ever met. he mostly thinks with his downstairs brain, but when has that been a problem. he believes if you have a problem, his cock will solve it. don't get him started on it. there is a side of him that is buried very deep behind his personality that most people see. he's a partier, and lives for nights out getting monumentally fucked up. he has been known to sell drugs from time to time, but that's a secret. he doesn't make a name for himself from it, but sometimes a guy needs money. he has a deep desire to work at victoria's secret for obvious reasons. if he has to, he will pretend to be gay to work there. anyways. back to his partying ways. he's not an alcoholic or an addict. he just chooses not to quit his lifestyle, and he likes the euphoria. he curses more than anyone else in the world, probably. he tends to say 'fuck' like it's going out of style, but pronounces it like 'fook'. don't judge him. he has a thick british accent. girls eat that up, yeah? he can be offensive when he speaks his mind, so don't listen if you don't like it. sometimes, he has a short fuse when it comes to angsty situations so don't set him off. he has had violent moments, and he's been to jail over it. most of the time, he would have to be provoked.

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COWGIRL KING OF THE RODEO
let the good times roll
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL

friends are a huge deal to someone like colin. he'll have lots of friends, but not a lot of real ones. a lot of people are generally put off by his outspoken ways and his general personality. they find him offensive. crazy, right? there will never be one dull moment with him around. despite his hard-man persona, he's a really good shoulder to cry on and a secret told to him will stay a secret. he takes loyalty very seriously. so, party friends in here, too. :]

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MY GUNS FROM THE SOUTH, WE'LL TAKE
to the yard like a cock fight
FOUR KICKS, WHO'S STRUTTIN NOW?

like I said, people take an instant dislike to him and he gets in that habit of sleeping with anybody including girlfriends. if he's one of your best mates, he won't mess with your girl. also, he has a bad temper so there will be plenty of people that aren't too fond of him.

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I'M GONNA BE HER LOVER, ALWAYS
mad and usually drunk
BUT I LOVE HER LIKE NO OTHER

he's never been the one-woman kinda guy, not in the slightest. as long as you're female, legal and not carrying any known diseases, he'll have sex with you. relationships honestly scare the shit out of him, so it would take some truly awesome girl to change his ways. it's possible, though. he usually avoids getting close to anybody at all costs. sex is all good with him, but romantic intimacy, well, that's just terrifying. not that he'd admit that.

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TEMPLATE BY SPECIAL K ! - LYRICS BY KINGS OF LEON

[mia]

ohmygod i love cook king!

so we defiantly need to plot him and mia. she's a resident but that's only because she dropped out of school after she fucked up her college acceptance so they would know each other from school. but yeah they should be party friends for sure and friends with benefits :) because i love effy and cook more than anything

[izzie]

ohmygod I love effy amelia!

now that we have that out of the way. we should definitely plot them 'cause they're both made of so much win. he's still kicking away in high school and hating every bloody second of it. he'd probably remember her from school. party friends, definitely. and friends with benefits, for sure. he's always down with that. :]

[FRANCESCA JOSHLYNN PAQUIN]

[/s]

ohai, so i said it before, and i'll say it again. harland and king need to be frands~ like, super close friends. and they can randomly walk around, thinking with the wrong head and totally talking about what kind of girls they would bang. yep.[/size][/ul]

[izzie]

ohai there. they will definitely be friends, for sure. they'll be best mates. that works out perfectly. colin and finn were going to pretend to be gay so they can work at victoria's secret, so I think they'll all get along famously.

[EMERSON ALONA DASCHEL]

KING AND EMERSON , so emmy probably thinks king is the biggest dipshit in miami. i could totally see them having like maybe two classes together, and just the whole time he's harrassing her. obnoxious flirting, touching, and general unwanted attention. emmy is a very focused teen and would not enjoy having him around. but it could definitely be fun to roleplay.

[izzie]

well, luckily he's used to people thinking he's a dipshit. he thinks everyone should fall to their knees at his british accent, but it doesn't work on all girls. he would spend the whole time harassing her instead of, you know, paying attention. he'd since her dislike towards him which would incline him to do it more. :]

[RIGBY THEODORE CARRIGAN]

[/s]. ANYWAY.

i also have to throw francesca out at you, since she's going to be crushing on finn and all, and they're both high schoolers. anyway, i basically see her being all dnw~ with king. why? because she's a judgemental bitch, and since she doesn't really like finn at the moment, she probably wouldn't like king too well. because they're ~friends. yep. just wanted to throw that out at you~[/size][/ul]

[EMERSON ALONA DASCHEL]

KING AND EMERSON , yeah and the whole time she'll be glaring at him and hoping for the bell to ring a half hour early. also i dunno if it'd make a difference, but i was thinking it might piss king off a little since the only attention she gives him is bare minimum glares to try to get him to leave her alone, but most of her friends are guys - her best friend is a guy - so i dunno. i just know from experience that tends to tick guys off - when you're friends with other guys but you don't give them the time of day. we should thread cause i feel like i'd be laughing hysterically all the while writing and reading them interacting.

[izzie]

HARLAND & KING

they should keep their dirty secret love affair behind closed doors. WITH THAT SAID.

ahh yes. he wouldn't understand her crushing on finn over himself, but y'know, there's no accounting for taste. she more than likely wouldn't like him, but whatevs. it wouldn't bother him too much. he would think francesca should like him as you expected. :]

KING & EMMY

as much as she wishes for that to happen, he will love hate to inform her that it won't. it probably wouldn't bother him at first, but later it might. he wouldn't understand it, but he doesn't understand the female mind. anyways. we should definitely thread. :]

[EMERSON ALONA DASCHEL]

KING AND EMERSON , haha. alright. well, guys never do.. and i barely understand the male mind either, so i think it's okay. lol. oh, yes definitely! i'm due to start one, over at another site, so if you could start that'd be great.. otherwise i could start but probably be a few days what with school and i volunteer at a day center tomorrow, and then i have soccer. so whatever's easiest for you.

[izzie]

this is very true. they never do, and he's probably not an exception. haha. I'm such a terrible starter (or so I say) so I don't mind waiting if you don't mind starting. :]

[EMERSON ALONA DASCHEL]

KING AND EMERSON , alrighty. just give me a few days..